Interesting People in Texas. Interesting People

I’ve never smoked a cigarette in my life.  My lips have never tasted those smelly sticks and they don’t plan on trying anytime soon.  With that said, I have many, many friends who do smoke regularly and I’m fine with it.   Their apartments smell just like  the 15-second period before a birthday cake is served and standing in their vicinity for longer than 25 minutes makes me gag, but it’s cool.

Where are these feelings going?  What’s the message/point of this rant? Why, Texas of course.

As far as ridiculous things go, this story narrowly made the M&JLS cut.